I see this one

Assuming your verbs don't have hemorrhoids, how are your adverbs doing? Many people defiantly sprinkle extra A's in their words, demonstrating why they received so few as students.

Feeling possessive?

But that's only three, you say! For the other seven, go here.
Which words are your weirdest weakness?
I pperiodically have a pproblem ppicking the
appropriate number of P's in certain pphrases.