Vagina Sing-Along Time

I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter. (Why let the tiny fact that I have zero voice and no musical talent get in the way?) And because my rant on Monday still hasn't worked all the angst out of my system (possibly I'm PMSing), I thought I'd try this.



I'm not much of a poet, either, though some people like my parodies.

So please, cue the music, and sing along with me:

The most powerful sound I ever heard
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word
VAGINA
Some men are afraid of VAGINAS
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
You see
VAGINA

All women you know have VAGINAS
We'll never be ashamed
To call them by their name
You see
VAGINA

Some men are afraid of VAGINAS
And suddenly we’ve found
How powerful a sound
Can be
VAGINA

Say it loud and there’s gavels banging

Say it soft when you’re legislating…

VAGINA

We’ll never stop saying
VAGINA
VAGINA, VAGINA
VAGINA…

Say it loud and there’s gavels banging
Say it soft when you’re legislating…
VAGINA
We’ll never stop saying
VAGINA
The most powerful sound we ever heard
VAGINA...

Plus, for your snacking pleasure...

Source: mobypicture.com via Beverly on Pinterest

Do you love saying (or singing) the word vagina? 

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